SCP r4 > Dazai Osamu

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So, you want some fresh eggs when they lay some, right?

[guileturncoat]

Some eggy toast wouldn't be too bad, if they do lay some eggs. But don't you guys have like six dozen eggs right now?

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Yeah, but these will be fresh eggs, and that's a world of difference, man.

[guileturncoat]

Really? Is there much of a-

[Wait.

Dazai is stopping now, and he's looking at Silver.]

...Silver, people in your world are like...hedgehogs and bats and stuff, right?

[iblistriggered]

Uh... well, there's humans, too. But yeah, there's animal people. Why?

[guileturncoat]

Are there like...actual animals too? Or just animal people?

[iblistriggered]

We have regular animals, too! Some of them are different sizes, but they're a lot like the animals on this earth.

[guileturncoat]

Okay, good.

[He seems relieved to hear that, somehow?]

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....


Were you thinking that we eat other animal people...?!

[guileturncoat]

Look I didn't know where you got your eggs from!