SCP r4 > Dazai Osamu

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Silver uses his powers to crack the shell in a few places before Dazai can get his grubby power-nullifying hands on it]

That's what the label on the bucket said!

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The house must be feeling generous to give you these kind of crabs. You're super-lucky!

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Ohh? Are they special or something? I ate one earlier, it was really tasty.

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Their meat is pretty tasty, it has a nice, sweet flavor. It's a favorite among people who eat crab.

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Well, there you go! I hope I did it justice. I just boiled it with some spices and lemons.

[guileturncoat]

You certainly did!

[Maybe Silver belongs on team Justice.]

Simple is always best with savory foods like crab anyway.

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Good! I'm glad...!

[HE DOES he does not belong on team villain!! but its fine its fine]

So people have been feeding you a lot, huh?

[guileturncoat]

[Ganba Silver, you must survive until the teams combine.]

Way too much. I'm going to be so fat by the time this is over. They'll be able to just roll me out of here like a meatball or something.

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Orrrr... Katamari Damacy~? [he hums the theme song!]