SCP r4 > Dazai Osamu

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Oh... why I... missed the thing. I'm bummed out, it sounds like it was a lot of fun...

[Silver's eyes are still a little glazed, but his pupils are almost back to normal. Almost]

Akira made some funny brownies.

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I can get you some water balloons later and you can dunk on some people.

[That story about brownies, though, that's concerning.]

Did you feel weird after eating them?

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Yeah, it took about half an hour but... it was the only thing I ate, so it had to be that? I felt dizzy and everything was really funny. Then I just couldn't keep my eyes open...

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It probably is that, yes. Hold on.

[He's going over to his magical drink cabinet and mixing something up. It's actually not booze too! It's a coffee-ish liquid of some sort.]

Here, drink this.

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[Silver takes the drink, but takes a really strong sniff of it before drinking it. What does it smell like?]

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[Coffee. It's literally just some cold brew coffee he had in his drink cooler.]

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[that seems safe enough. Silver will take a sip and grimace] Bitter.....

[guileturncoat]

Yeah, but it should help you wake up a bit.

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Nnnrgh. [he'll chug it] Euck.... [he shakes his head] Ok, can I ask my favor now?

[guileturncoat]

You can ask your favor now, yes.

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Well! We have all these chickens, but nowhere for them to sleep... I wanted to ask if we could have some of your building materials to make a coop! ...and some prinnies to do it. I uh.... I have no idea how to build a chicken coop.

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I'll understand if you say no. Maybe we could have a tent or something instead.

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Oh, that's no trouble at all. I'll have Purple-chan and a few others build it for you this weekend.

[Probably on Sunday, after all the set building they'll have to do for the game.]

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Aww! Thanks Dazai! [HUG, whether you like it not] The chickens will appreciate it!

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[Oh no, he's hugged!]

Well I hope they do, if they get a house out of it.

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So, you want some fresh eggs when they lay some, right?

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Some eggy toast wouldn't be too bad, if they do lay some eggs. But don't you guys have like six dozen eggs right now?

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Yeah, but these will be fresh eggs, and that's a world of difference, man.

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Really? Is there much of a-

[Wait.

Dazai is stopping now, and he's looking at Silver.]

...Silver, people in your world are like...hedgehogs and bats and stuff, right?

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Uh... well, there's humans, too. But yeah, there's animal people. Why?

[guileturncoat]

Are there like...actual animals too? Or just animal people?

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We have regular animals, too! Some of them are different sizes, but they're a lot like the animals on this earth.

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Okay, good.

[He seems relieved to hear that, somehow?]

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Were you thinking that we eat other animal people...?!

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Look I didn't know where you got your eggs from!